Every time I say to myself I'm not going to write any more fanfic, something crops up and I get sucked into it.

This time it was a South Park Big Bang.

I dunno... I had a vague idea about a story, then I chanced upon this when they were still accepting authors; it seemed like fate.

Anyway, it was a fun challenge. I found it worrying easy to write childish gross-out comedy; maybe I should try and get a job writing for BBC3? To balance that, I did attempt some satire and subtext. If you want to see how I got on, the link is below:

Title: The Universal Law of Gravitation and Other Stories

Author: SleepySheep683

Artists: Friggingodess

Beta:Druekee

Pairings Stan/Wendy, Kyle/Rebecca, Kyle/Bebe, Bebe/Clyde, Cartman/OC, Cartman/Kyle, Kenny/OC … and lots more.

Characters: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Wendy, Kenny

Rating: R. A big, fat R. Possibly nudging NC-17, depending on how you feel about genitals.

Summary: Stan, Kyle and Cartman spend a night in the South Park slammer at the posthumous insistence of Kenny. Broken, bloodied and angry after the wrap party of their Junior High play, can their strained friendship be repaired by sunrise? Cue flashbacks to a botched laboratory break-in, Bebe's religious epiphany, a school play that turns everyone's lives upside down, and Cartman's increasingly confused psyche.

Warnings: It would probably be easier to list what doesn’t need to be warned about. There’s no rape (exactly), there’s no incest (kind of)… There’s no tentacle sex. There. Do expect lashing of tasteless comedy and deliberate stupidity in between the pathos.

Notes: Big thanks to my awesome Beta Druekee, who has been great with the dual task of beta-ing and helping me to Americanise things. Any errors are mine and mine alone.

Thanks to Friggingodess, who illustrated this fic. I've just had chance to see the pictures; they are awesome and I love them!

Also, big thanks to anyone who actually reads this through to the end – it’s a mammoth fic which has been written in notebooks on many trains, living rooms, aeroplanes and hotels spanning two continents and through mysterious fever, but I promise you it’s worth it.

Title: Human Nature

Pairing: Jacob/Bella

Rating: M

Story Summary: So, if there were no monsters and no magic in Bella's life, Jacob would have been her
soul mate, right? And that would have been easy, right? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella
reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by
his tribe- her, or them...

Chapter Summary: It's judgement day for Bella and Jacob as their story comes full circle.


Disclaimer: Characters, world etc. does not belong to me- I am merely playing in the sandbox. The opinions expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Quileute Nation. Meyer wrote about a fictional tribe and put their name to it, so in writing this story I have had to do the same.

Thank Yous: I have had several beta readers throughout this story. People who helped me on this chapter were-  thejmeyer.

Also, thank you for reading and reviewing. I've always enjoyed your comments and been, frankly, quite flattered by the interest in this little tale. I am planning a one-shot crack!fic about Jacob and Bella's Euro Trip, as well as a one-shot about the times when Abbie met Charlie without Bella being around. These won't be for a while, but they will happen.

Anyway, hope you enjoy the conclusion!

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Title: Human Nature

Pairing: Jacob/Bella

Rating: M

Story Summary: So, if there were no monsters and no magic in Bella's life, Jacob would have been her
soul mate, right? And that would have been easy, right? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella
reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by
his tribe- her, or them...

Chapter Summary: Bella gets a surprise on graduation day.


Disclaimer: Characters, world etc. does not belong to me- I am merely playing in the sandbox. The opinions expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Quileute Nation. Meyer wrote about a fictional tribe and put their name to it, so in writing this story I have had to do the same.

Thank Yous: I have had several beta readers throughout this story. People who helped me on this chapter were-  thejmeyer.

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Title: Human Nature

Pairing: Jacob/Bella

Rating: M

Story Summary: So, if there were no monsters and no magic in Bella's life, Jacob would have been her
soul mate, right? And that would have been easy, right? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella
reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by
his tribe- her, or them...

Chapter Summary: Bella gets a surprise on graduation day.


Disclaimer: Characters, world etc. does not belong to me- I am merely playing in the sandbox. The opinions expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Quileute Nation. Meyer wrote about a fictional tribe and put their name to it, so in writing this story I have had to do the same.

Thank Yous: I have had several beta readers throughout this story. People who helped me on this chapter were-  thejmeyer.


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Title: Human Nature

Pairing: Jacob/Bella

Rating: M

Story Summary: So, if there were no monsters and no magic in Bella's life, Jacob would have been her
soul mate, right? And that would have been easy, right? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella
reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by
his tribe- her, or them...

Chapter Summary: A chance reunion gives Bella food for thought.


Disclaimer: Characters, world etc. does not belong to me- I am merely playing in the sandbox. The opinions expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Quileute Nation. Meyer wrote about a fictional tribe and put their name to it, so in writing this story I have had to do the same.

Thank Yous: I have had several beta readers throughout this story. People who helped me on this chapter were-  thejmeyer (who also helpfully pointed out that us Brits don't pronounce the word 'hereditary' in the same way as our cousins across the pond... you learn something new every day).


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Title: Human Nature

Pairing: Jacob/Bella

Rating: M

Story Summary: So, if there were no monsters and no magic in Bella's life, Jacob would have been her
soul mate, right? And that would have been easy, right? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella
reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by
his tribe- her, or them...

Chapter Summary: Bella is still broody, and Jacob has an idea of how to cure her of it.


Disclaimer: Characters, world etc. does not belong to me- I am merely playing in the sandbox. The opinions expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Quileute Nation. Meyer wrote about a fictional tribe and put their name to it, so in writing this story I have had to do the same.

Thank Yous: I have had several beta readers throughout this story. People who helped me on this chapter were- Confettirainfall and thejmeyer.


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Title: Human Nature

Pairing: Jacob/Bella

Rating: M

Story Summary: So, if there were no monsters and no magic in Bella's life, Jacob would have been her
soul mate, right? And that would have been easy, right? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella
reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by
his tribe- her, or them...

Chapter Summary: Bella is still broody, and Jacob has an idea of how to cure her of it.


Disclaimer: Characters, world etc. does not belong to me- I am merely playing in the sandbox. The opinions expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Quileute Nation. Meyer wrote about a fictional tribe and put their name to it, so in writing this story I have had to do the same.

Thank Yous: I have had several beta readers throughout this story. People who helped me on this chapter were- Confettirainfall and thejmeyer.


Also here on ff.net

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Title: Human Nature

Pairing: Jacob/Bella

Rating: M

Story Summary: So, if there were no monsters and no magic in Bella's life, Jacob would have been her
soul mate, right? And that would have been easy, right? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella
reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by
his tribe- her, or them...

Chapter Summary: A fun day at a college basketball match takes a turn for the worse when Bella and Jacob get some horrifying news.


Disclaimer: Characters, world etc. does not belong to me- I am merely playing in the sandbox. The opinions expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Quileute Nation. Meyer wrote about a fictional tribe and put their name to it, so in writing this story I have had to do the same.

Thank Yous: I have had several beta readers throughout this story. People who helped me on this chapter were- Confettirainfall and thejmeyer.


Also here on ff.net

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Title: Human Nature

Pairing: Jacob/Bella

Rating: M

Story Summary: So, if there were no monsters and no magic in Bella's life, Jacob would have been her
soul mate, right? And that would have been easy, right? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella
reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by
his tribe- her, or them...

Chapter Summary: A fun day at a college basketball match takes a turn for the worse when Bella and Jacob get some horrifying news.


Disclaimer: Characters, world etc. does not belong to me- I am merely playing in the sandbox. The opinions expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Quileute Nation. Meyer wrote about a fictional tribe and put their name to it, so in writing this story I have had to do the same.

Thank Yous: I have had several beta readers throughout this story. People who helped me on this chapter were- Confettirainfall and thejmeyer.


Also here on ff.net

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Title: Human Nature

Pairing: Jacob/Bella

Rating: M

Story Summary: So, if there were no monsters and no magic in Bella's life, Jacob would have been her
soul mate, right? And that would have been easy, right? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella
reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by
his tribe- her, or them...

Chapter Summary: Bella executes her master plan to make Jacob jealous... but she isn't the only one with a few tricks up her sleeve.


Disclaimer: Characters, world etc. does not belong to me- I am merely playing in the sandbox. The opinions expressed in this story do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Quileute Nation. Meyer wrote about a fictional tribe and put their name to it, so in writing this story I have had to do the same.

Thank Yous: I have had several beta readers throughout this story. People who helped me on this chapter were- Confettirainfall and thejmeyer.


Also here on ff.net

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